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Jun 9, 2006
Pixilated Nudity: Part 2
Finding more sex in video games, I decided to add to list.
Here we go….
Dragon Warrior VIII
I’ve have the pleasure of playing this PS2 role-playing game for months now and at first you’d think it was a kid’s game considering the graphics are very cartoonish, but once you get playing it, you see that this game is really the work of a bunch of over-sexed programmers. This game allows you to dress up the one female character is several sexy outfits like a playboy bunny outfit, or a magic bikini that actually appear visually on your character. (Unlike the rest of the guy characters that never change their look.) Moves in the game from both characters and enemies also have some sexual elements, moves like puff-puff that allow a female characters or monster to squeeze her boobs together to distract opponents is just one of the dirty moves. The game even has a storyline that includes characters staring at cleavage, and flirting. The best part of the game is that every bar has its own playboy girls! Nice, huh?
This PC game is an online role-playing like World of Warcraft or EverQuest, but the difference is this: You can do whatever the fuck you want, minus a few iron clad rules. You can blackmail, kill, rob, rape, torture, or anything your evil little heart desires to any and all characters in this game. For just $9.95 a month, you can live out your harem fantasy with all the computer generated sex slaves you want. You can force feed drugs to your green-skinned prostitute or have someone do the same to you. Seriously! Check out the game only rules:
1. There is absolutely NO child pornography going on, not in role-play, not in hidden suggestions, nothing! If you do this, you are out!
2. You must not use the system to plot any criminal behavior in the real world.
3. You must not threaten other players beyond the gaming world or try to find out a player's real identity or contact information. Players may decide to give away an email address on their discretion, but we urge everybody not to give away any information which could identify you in reality. Use hotmail, yahoo or whatever service you like for a free email address but don't give away your provider's email. If you attempt to find out a players real identity against his will or stalk him beyond the game, you will be banned!
4. You must not use the system to plan or start a real life relationship. This is not a contact agency. Please remember that there are a lot of weirdoes out there. Somebody who is playing neat and nicely with you in Sociolotron SM could be Jack the Ripper in real life. Please be reasonable and consider the danger!
5. While sexual, racial and religious discrimination IN the game is part of the game, it is not acceptable if this behavior is carried out of the game! You must NOT insult, harass or threaten a PLAYER because of his racial, sexual or religious features! Always understand the difference between In Character (IC) and Out Of Character (OOC) behavior It's ok to insult a character in game. It is NOT ok to insult a player because of his real life features. If you do this, you're out!
Check out this online adults only game at http://www.sociolotron.com/
Mike Tyson’s Punch Out
Besides the fact this Nintendo game was created after a rapist and ear-biter, the adult only content doesn’t lie with the final boss, Mike Tyson, but with two of the lesser known fighters in the game. When fighting King Hippo, you can punch him on his bandaged belly button and cause his boxers to fall down, revealing his tighty whities. Another opponent, Super Macho man gives you a real show with his dancing man boobs. It was meant to show of his super manliness, but really it was really just nasty.
Kid Niki: Radical Ninja
In this Nintendo side scrolling adventure, one of the enemies at the beginning of level two is a white statue that whips it little penis back and forth as it shoots at you. Now I’m afraid to ask what it is that the statue is actually shooting at you.
Knight on the Town
Created for the Atari 2600 system, the game featured a purple knight with a huge dick and what appeared to be an animal coming out of his ass. As the knight, you are required to build a bridge while dodging enemies in an attempt to get the naked princess on the other side to fuck her. How romantic.
Bubble Bath Babes
This Nintendo title mimics Tetris, but replaces the blocks with series of bubbles and changes out the Russian icons for naked girls. As you go through the levels, the girls will remove more and more clothes and scream (literally scream) innuendos about bubbles and sex ("WAY TO GO HOT SHOT! CARE TO LATHER ME UP?").
Strip Fighter 2
In this Turbo Grafix 16, tit-based spoof of Street Fighter 2, karate women face off in a pit fighting tournament where the winner takes home naked pictures of other women. Like in all fighting games, they come from varied backgrounds and cultures. There's a girl in a swimsuit and matching bird-shaped hat, a fat pro wrestler, a ballerina in her lingerie, and a woman who's just wearing a snake. Unlike other games where they come together for the glory of victory or the conquering of some retarded combat dimension thing, the fighting spirit that binds these noble warrior souls together is the fact that most of their martial art techniques revolve around showing their panties to one other.
In this Atari 2600 title, you play the role of a naked air rescue worker swooping in to save a woman from cannibals. She's tied to a pedestal and being slowly burned to death. For your daring rescue, you dangle yourself from a helicopter and drip the fire out with what looks like a penis, but it could be a fire hose. Somehow I doubt in an adult game that it is a hose though.
The Yakyuken Special
In this Sega Saturn game, you play a game of rock, paper, scissor against somewhat undesirable Japanese women, who will remove a piece of clothing and dance for you each time you win. Apparently they dance like your drunken Dad at your cousin’s wedding. Not pretty.
In this Atari 2600 game, you play a gigolo roaming the streets looking for his next john (yes, I said john). You must enter a house, and then use your joystick (no pun intended) to fuck this john. After you complete your task, you have to return to your pimp to pay him and then find another john. Some people don’t want your services and will call the cops on you. You then must outrun the cops. Now this title must have surprised a lot of horny video game nerds back in the day, when they realized there were no women in the game.
Miss Nude World ‘96
In this Arcade title, you are required to draw lines on the screen while avoiding little creatures, to uncover pictures of sexy women. Problem is that half the women aren’t naked despite the title, and some are just nasty looking. Finally the game will sometimes have little girl’s head appear and scream “Turning” and then the sexy lady will turn into a pile of blood soaked corpse. Now that’s enough to ruin any man’s hard-on.
Leather Goddesses of Phobos Series
In this early point and click DOS game, the character has been abducted by the Leather Goddesses for the final testing of the plan which will enslave all of humanity. Unless this nefarious plan is stopped, the Earth will be turned into these twisted vixens' pleasure dome. (It should be noted that, despite the player's possible motives, this outcome is considered unfavorable.) The sequel, “Gas Pump Girls Meet the Pulsating Incovenience from Planet X”, your character must help Barth save his planet, Planet X from the Leather Goddesses of Phobos which have enslaved his people.
Though I couldn’t find any specific info on any of their games, this company specialised in erotic game titles.
Here’s a list of their games:
Airline69 – Return to Casablanca
Airline69 II – Krasser´s Revenge
Caveman Zac – Stoneage Baby Boomer
Bitch Train – Adolfs Pussies 1944
Dick Sucks – Terror in Titfield
Ibiza Comic Poker
Juicy Pussy Club
Redfire was formerly known as Interactive Strip, which developed a series of games featuring a girl named Lula.
Lula: The Sexy Empire
Lula: The Sexy Empire a.k.a.Wet - the sexy Empire is the first game that introduced Lula. It is a management game where the player is put in the position of a pornography director.
Wet Attack - The Empire Cums Back
Wet Attack - The Empire Cums Back is the second Lula game.
Lula inside is a virtual tamagotchi, where the player takes care of Lula and her needs.
Lula Pinball is a Lula themed pinball game.
Lula Strip Poker
Lula Strip Poker is a strip poker game where the player challenges Lula.
Lula 3D is a 3D installment in the Lula series. It is primarily a adventure game, with first person shooter elements. Set in the USA, the game sees Lula track down a group of acting triplets who have disappeared from her joint mansion/adult film set.
Well, that’s all I could find this time, but if again you have anything to add, please add them in the comment field. Thanks!