A Real Life Warp Pipe

Does it warp me ahead to level 8?

My buddy, Mike found this cool looking warp pipe by a fresh spring and though he didn't find an Koopa Troopers or Piranha Plants inside, he still thought it was cool enough to share it with me.

Now if only we could find some real life Mario Mushrooms?

Do not attempt to climb to the top and rescue a hot chick

Watch as a bunch of Jack@ss rip offs put their buddy to the Donkey Kong test with a real life tower and barrels to dodge in order to save the hot chick at the top. Please do not try this without a lack of brain first and a serious need to be in the Darwin Awards next year.

Life in a video game: the pros and cons

What if tomorrow morning you woke up and your life was exactly like your favorite video game?

What would you look forward to doing first? Would you drive down the I-90 in your Pontiac Sunfire at 100mph with no regard for traffic laws or your own life, or would you travel cross country killing monsters and rescuing damsels in distress in order to get laid?

Oh the possibilities would be endless, but what about the bad points of living in a video game world? Imagine getting stuck in a rock for an hour because of a glitch in the matrix or being forced to kill a monster every friggn' five minutes just to get to McDonalds for a Big Mac.

Well, hit the jump for a list of the 10 pros and cons of living in a video game world and then you can decide whether it would be worth living in a virtual world.