The Evil is Rising Again.... Via Starbucks

I went to Starbucks with my girlfriend last night to part take of their satan cups and as I was standing in line, I saw this:

Starbucks really is evil. The Umbrella Corporation is secretly running Starbucks behind the scenes and they just couldn't help but put their logo on at least one piece of merchandise in the stores.

I am onto you Umbrella Corporation. You are putting something into the lattes at Starbucks and slowly turning the world into mindless coffee drinking hipsters. That's why I drink the hot chocolate only.