Best Spam Titles Ever - NSFW

So my favorite forum site, Pixelgasm is bombed by spammers at least once a day and they get hit with at least one spam thread per forum area. The spammers are generally horrible.

But tonight I had to laugh all some of the spam titles that were posted in the forums because they were some of the most ridiculous advertisements I've have ever read. I don't know - maybe I'm behind on the new types of internet porn but I'm pretty sure I haven't heard of these kinds before.

* fairy's and elf's sex wwe pornstars - When did fantasy creatures start doing porn with the members of the WWE?

* what is the v sex position ron dietz sexual - what is the v sex position and what does it have to do with ron's dietz being sexual?

* what girls want in sex park seed co landscaping - part sex advice, part landscaping advert.

* hot men f*%k sexy videos sex slang dorito - yummy, two men doing it on top of dortios.

There was so many more but I couldn't post them. They had too many bad words in them but they were funny.