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Jun 6, 2006
Pixelated Nudity Part 1 - NSFW
My favorite website, http://www.sugarbank.com/ has now added another site to its many sister sites called SugarJoy. http://www.sugarjoy.com/ focuses on sex in video games and this got me thinking about all the sex there really is in video games.
Sex has been in games since the first arcade games, but really hasn’t been that noticeable until the last 10 years. Sure we all can see the scantily clad video game girls, and the buff looking game heroes, but if you look hard enough there has been more hardcore video game porn available long before the “Hot Coffee Mod” of GTA: San Andreas fame.
Video games have contained hidden porn since the beginning. Most of the found porn in games was usual just a move that looks dirty, but isn’t really. It still funny to do over and over again though. Some of the moves were more noticeable though in like Games like battle toads where the toads would punch their enemies in the groan, Mortal Kombat where Night Wolf would morph into a wolf and then rip his enemies’ nuts off and Super Punch-out where the defeated opponents looked to be giving the winner a blowjob.Long before the dirty Tomb Raider patch or the naked Sims patch, there was a Lord of the Rings game rip off, that had a secret code would allow you to remove the shirt of the blonde girl on the intro screen and see her boobs.
Some games would feature enemies or characters that you could see their bums throughout the game. Not that I get off on a little sumo characters bum, but its still porn. River City Ransom featured a part in the game where you could see your character's naked back side while relaxing in a bathhouse.A lot more games that didn’t require a patch or a secret code for the sex existing under our very adolescent noses and we didn’t even know it. I searched the internet for such pixilated smut and these are the titles and game types I found.
Card and other games
Lots of software makers have created traditional games like poker, Tetris, mahjongg or backgammon that feature naked pictures or dirty game pieces. Nothing like playing sex Tetris with naked people that fit together like Tetris blocks.
These games are anime style story game that feature a sex related storyline and lots of anime girls. The first hentai games featured RPGs like Chaos Angel, Dragon Knight and Rance that were simple storyline games that usually involved hentai rape scenes. Dokyusei was a romance simulator game that required you to romance and date multiple women to get them into bed. Otogirisou brought in the use of multiple story endings. Shizuke was another rape type game that brought in better graphics. This type of game inspired, To Heart, which was a highschool dating game.
Cho Aniki Series
Ai Cho Aniki for PC – Side scrolling game with semi-naked enemies that your muscle man in a speedo has to kill with the energy shots that come from the holes in your head.
Cho Aniki Bakaretsu Rantou Hen – Like gay street fighter game. Enemies are women battleships with naked men on board. Flying muscle men fairies and half naked guy in half meteorite with a penis canon.
Cho Aniki – Back to side scrolling action. More guys in speedos with some cybernetics thrown in for fun. Angels in this one too for some reason.
Cho Aniki Seinaru Protein Densetsu" (roughly translated to "Super Brother: Legend of the Holy Protein") – Play as Holy Protein (looks like a women’s egg) with two naked guys by your side. Destroy enemies like the corn on the cob boss and construction workers in tighty whities.
3D games that allow you to fuck 3D model any which way you want. She’ll masturbate, suck your virtual cock and even say dirty things to you. If you’re really into anime then there are even 3D hentai games where you can fuck hentai girls too. First of these games started with virtual Valerie. You could put Valerie in different rooms where you come perform different techniques on her to get her off. There have been two games in the series and many more copy cats of the game.
Singles: Flirt your life up
Singles is a Sims like game that focuses on two characters falling in love. The goal of the game is to get the two characters together while they live, work and learn. There is nudity in the game as the characters bath together, and have sex.
The Sims and Sims 2
The Sims game allows the characters you create and control to hug, kiss and get married. The characters don’t have sex in the first Sims game, but still can have a baby. Sims 2 did allow for sex between the characters. The best part is that you can choose to make your characters’ gay if you wish. There was a special patch made available to make that little blur in front of your naked sim go away in the first game. They look a little like mannequins though.
Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix
One word: Lesbians! This game featured two hot, but badly drawn, lesbian heros that actually made out in the game. With partial nudity and some softcore sex acts, this game will sell itself to the sexually deprived gamer.
This text game was written for Apple II and became the predecessor for animated Leisure Suit Larry. Players must type the verb and the noun to do different actions and finally break virginity of protagonist. Player's name isn't Larry yet, but the plot of the game is very similar to the one from Leisure Suit Larry 1.
Grand Theft Auto 3 and GTA: Vice City
In his game though there is no visible nudity, there are hints of sex throughout the game. There’s a lesbian relationship between an ex-mafia boss’s girlfriend and the head of another mafia group. There are strip clubs were you can get lap dances, and each game allows the character to pick up hooker, take them to a secluded place and bang them in the car. The car actually rocks back and forth.
METAL GEAR SOLID
In the 1998 version of this series, you could sneak a peak at a half clothed Meryl if you managed to get into the bathroom quick enough during a certain scene and in a later version, you got to play as a fully naked Snake as you ran and cartwheeled your way through the level with your hands over your cock. Skillful!
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball is a beach volleyball by Tecmo released in 2003 for the Xbox gaming console. It is not a fighting game like the rest of the Dead or Alive series. However, it does not focus solely on playing volleyball. The game features a relationship system between the women on the island whereby the player can induce one of the women to increase her esteem toward the main character. Higher esteem toward the main character can translate into better performance from team members on the volleyball field. Other activities include buying swimsuits and accessories to customize your character and gambling.
The Guy Game
The Guy Game was a for the PlayStation 2, and PC. By answering trivia questions correctly special clips were shown revealing women in bikinis and topless. The game was banned not long after its release date because it featured a minor topless. The girl was found to be seventeen at the time, but she had fake breasts, was in a twenty one year old nightclub with a fake ID, and committed by signing a form as such to obtain money to appear in the game. She subsequently sued Top Heavy Studios, Sony and Microsoft. The case is still pending, but the game was pulled off the shelves. There is now a version for PC with the said person removed. Despite this, however, used copies of this game can still be found in some stores. The game has also been remade into an interactive with different content.
"Taff System" for the Korean and Japanese market (but un-released in Japan), Boong-Ga Boong-Ga (also known as Spank 'em ) is the first arcade game that simulates anal probing. You select from eight characters like "Mother-in-Law," "Con artist," and "Child Molester" and then you ram a giant plastic into an ass that protrudes out from the arcade unit next to the words "HAVE A FUN!! ENJOY." As you poke, spank, and probe, the game plays an animation of your victim wailing in pain, and then the game rates your sexual virility based on the impact of your finger against its virtual colon.
Tomb Raider features the lovely Lara Croft, an Indiana Jones type characters that braved exotic locations in search of treasures. Fans loved the character and several sequels were spawned. Gamers love for the curvy Lara started the first wide spread sexual interest in a video game character. Lara Croft’s healthy form has spawned naked patchs for all the existing tomb raider games that allowed Lara to appear naked as well as swimsuit calenders and a couple of movies featuring the very real and very hot Angelina Jolie. She could raid my tomb anytime. GRRR...
Playboy: The Mansion
Playboy: The Mansion is a simulation video game for the PlayStation 2, PC and X box consoles, developed by Cyberlore, published by Groove Games and licensed by Playboy Enterprises. The player takes on the role of Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy Magazine and Playboy Enterprises, referred to in the game as 'Hef'. The aim of the game is to build the famed Playboy Empire from scratch, starting from a humble magazine to celebrity endorsements to home entertainment to Internet website to merchandise. The playmates get topless in the game and run around in nothing but a g-string. Hef and other characters can fuck in the game, but no one takes on their underwear. It’s fun to watch the girls give Hef a lap dance or bang him on the pinball table. The player is also able to take pictures of the girls topless for the cover shot or centerfold. There is also some lesbian tendicenies between the girls. Very kinky for pixelated vixens.
Custer's Revenge gained notoriety for its particular plot. In the game, the player controls the character of General George Armstrong Custer, depicted as a naked man sporting a Cavalry hat, stylish boots, and a visible erection. Custer has to overcome various (not very difficult) obstacles to achieve his goal, which is to have sex with a crudely depicted, large breasted Native American woman who is bound to a post.
Beat ‘Em and Eat ‘Em
This one's pretty gross. Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em is an "x-rated" version of Kaboom. Like the name implies, a man stands at the top of a building releasing vessels of his genetic blueprint (you get the idea) which fall to the ground. You must manipulate the women so that they catch the emanations (in their mouths) before they hit the ground, lest you lose a turn. Whenever you reach 69 points, you get an extra turn.
In this game, Duke was fighting aliens on an empty earth where somehow only the strippers have survived. Duke is able to walk up to the stripper, hand them money and in exchange they take their tops off. Duke always responsed with “Give me some sugar, baby!”.
BMX XXX is a controversial video game published by Acclaim Entertainment for the Xbox, GameCube, and PlayStation 2. It was developed by Z-Axis. It is a BMX game speckled with crude humor and nudity. The game allows you to create riders as topless women in underwear bottoms and "unlock" full motion video clips of strippers in action. Consequently, BMX XXX was denied classification in Australia. While the game is available fully uncensored on the Nintendo GameCube and the Xbox, the PlayStation 2 version has no topless riders and the stripper footage is censored with small BMX XXX logos over the nipples. Despite this, the reception by the public was luke-warm. Go to G4 Tech TV's website to check out some of the hidden stripper footage. http://www.g4tv.com/xplay/videos/index.html
This puzzle game allows you to uncover naked pictures of hentai girls.
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
The PC version of this game had a special “Hot Coffee” mod that allowed you to unlock a sex game inside the regular game. This mini game show full nudity as your character had to bring him and his girl to orgasm. This game brought about huge conversity in the media.
Leisure Suit Larry
The Leisure Suit Larry series features a bald, leisure suit wearing 40 year old man trying to fuck as many girls as possible. The games began as a type a command game like Space Quest, but later turned into a point and click game. The series spawned 9 games in total and another on the way. Each game had the same goal which was to get larry laid as much as possible.
This interactive movie puzzle game featured a very graphic rape scene in which the possessed husband rapes his nightie wearing wife in the bathroom. I’ve seen this sequence myself and being 14 at the time, it was a little disturbing.
This female vampire fighting adventure game features some very erotic moves between the main character, Bloodrayne and her female enemies. As she sucks the blood out of her female victims, the women scream in what seems like total extacy as rayne straddles them. Rayne’s fighting moves also show off a lot skin as her tiny little dress barely covers her body. I’m not sure but I think I saw pussy hair. Blood Rayne has actually appeared in Playboy magazine too.
Knights of the Old Republic
This game if played through the right away, while show a lesbian relationship starting between your female jedi character and another alien jedi character. There’s no actually sex or kissing, but we all can imagine how hot jedi sex would be.
Rez Vibrator Attachment
Though the series was released in North America, this musical series of games only did well in Japan, do to its optional attachment. Japanese players could buy a vibrator attachment that could be plugged into the game console and would allow the player to feel the beat of the music. Imagine as a chick being able to get off while playing a video game and I thought just getting to the next level was cool. I actually watched an online video testing of this product and it was hot.
Dead or Alive Fighting games
These games show off the fighting skills of scantily clad anime girls, while breaking the laws of gravity with their tiny little outfits somehow holding in their huge tits. Some of these games feature a special code to allow you to fight with a naked female character. With all those high kicks and back flips, you’re bound to see pixilated puss.
God of War
This amazing video game featured a sex mini game where your main character, Kratos gets to fuck two topless roman chicks and the game also features female enemies who's tits are popping out of their garments. Yummy, Harpie tits!
Other Adult games in North America
Miss World '96 Nude
Blackman 2 - Hack of Super Mario Bros.
2Links II: The Pimpdaddy Link - Hack of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Lesbian Tennis - Nude tennis
Pussy City Pimps - River City Ransom
Turbo Grafix 16
Strip Fighter 2
The Yakyuken Special
AV Girl Mahjong - Import
Girl Special Janken Ken Po - Import
Jan Ken Paradise - Import
Penthouse Interactive: Virtual Photo Shoot Vol. 1 - Import
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
Super Models Go Wild
Super Mahjong P. IV - Import
Super Nova - Import
Twinkle Knights - Import
Virtual Cameraman Part 1 - Import
Virtual Cameraman Part 2 - Import
Virtual Cameraman Part 3 - Import
Virtual Cameraman Part 4 - Import
Virtual Cameraman Part 5 - Import
Mojo Master Game
If I’ve missed any other naughty games, please feel first to add them to the comment section and I’ll add them in later.